Kid's ask the Darnedest Questions

S: Teacher, can I ask you a question?

T: Sure.

S: What does this mean? (writing the word)

T: PAM, that's a name.

S: No, no, this, what does this mean? (writing another word)

T: What's parn?

S: Oops, this one. (writes porn)

T: (insert nervous laugh) Um, well....

S: What does it mean?

At this point the teacher is debating whether to give a truthful answer or to brush off the question.

T: Where did you hear this word?

S: I was watching "Friends" with my brother and dad.

T: Ah, I see. Well, it's a movie that is only for adults.

S: Oh, okay.

That was the end of it.